Kismit
Kismit by Brahtwurst June 3, 2010
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Kimitudo
Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.
Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!
(Years later)
Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!
(Years later)
Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!
Kimitudo by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013
Related Words
Kismit • kismet • kismat • kishita • kizmit • kisito • kitmittitsit • kidmitment • Kidmittment • Kimithia
kismet
The word Kismet is of foreign origin and is used in Turkish, Urdu, Hindi and Arabic. In Hindi it would be pronounced more like kismat, and it means "fate" or "destiny". The meaning is exactly the same in English. So instead of saying, "it is fate", you could say "it is kismet".
Kismet is also the name of a robot at an MIT research lab that is used to demonstrate simulated emotion. However, there is no connection between the meaning of the robot's name and its use. The only meaning of Kismet is fate or destiny.
Kismet is also the name of a robot at an MIT research lab that is used to demonstrate simulated emotion. However, there is no connection between the meaning of the robot's name and its use. The only meaning of Kismet is fate or destiny.
The word kismet was used on Season 5 Episode 25 of Star Trek DS9. Jake Sisco and the Ferengi Nag were bidding for a 1951 earth baseball card at one of Quark's auctions. They planned to give it to Benjamin Sisco, captain of DS9 to raise his spirits. They were outbid by someone with a lot more gold pressed latinum (space currency) than them. Here's the dialog:
Jake Sisco: I want to give my dad something that will bring a little joy into his life. Something special. Im telling you that baseball card is the answer. Its kismet.
Nag: Kiss you ?
Jake Sisco: (annoyed) Kismet - fate, destiny. I was meant to give that card to my father.
Jake Sisco: I want to give my dad something that will bring a little joy into his life. Something special. Im telling you that baseball card is the answer. Its kismet.
Nag: Kiss you ?
Jake Sisco: (annoyed) Kismet - fate, destiny. I was meant to give that card to my father.
kismet by garyofcourse August 3, 2006
kismet
It was at this point in his career that kismet arranged his meeting with the young man who one day was to begin the undoing of it all.
kismet by Your Grim Reaper June 24, 2003
kidd kismet
His name is matt he likes making people laugh. Talks about depression in his music showing people YOUR not alone. He hates all his exes,but he loves his hoes.he is that one popular kid at school that loves to make people laugh.he has a good soul he even wrote NURSERY RHYME. GOOD SONG BTW. And vice city.
He also is a producer #mattyg
Me:hi matt
Matt: Good evening
He also is a producer #mattyg
Me:hi matt
Matt: Good evening
kidd kismet by Northglenn famous February 10, 2019
Kismet
It was kismet in its truest form when Ángela Ginise met Travers Wollfe Gore March 6th ~Bonita Springs Circa 2019.
Kismet by Three Two Seven February 12, 2020
kissito
Kissitos = little kisses created by the amalgamation of Spanish and English
Kiss = beso
Bessitos = little kisses in Spanish
Kiss = beso
Bessitos = little kisses in Spanish
kissito by Lali Divina July 8, 2017
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