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Sexiest person alive. They are sexy and lovable. They are smol beans and they need to be loved more than anyone else in the world. They make the best of friends. They are funny and can be fun to hang around with. They are also popular and they love to party. They have sexy hair and can go into any hairstyle. They keep things real 100% of the time.
Person one: Hey, have you seen that sexy man?
Person two: Yeah. That's definitely kiylo
kiylo by h_moment June 12, 2020
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some dumbass your dates your dad a taunts your mom with nudes
kilomo by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020
Related Words
kiylo • Kilo • Kaylon • Killographic • Kaylor • kilogram • Kaylo • kayloo • killoff • keylogger

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)
Word of the Day on September 4, 2024
A fan term of sorts for Caillou in the so bad, it's hilarious GoAnimate/Vyond fandom. This name comes from the text-to-speech feature being unable to pronounce "Caillou" properly.
"Kayloo, how dare you sneak off to Chuck-E-Cheese! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for 9049034903490349034903902390343495994995490349034903490490934 years! Go to your room now!"
Kayloo by HandItOverGanon December 29, 2018
Often misspelt as kilometer.

The kilometre (SI symbol: km) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to 1000 metres (kilo: being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used, officially, for expressing distances between geographical places on land, in most of the world.
John was given a speeding ticket last night; according to the police officer, he was travelling 60 kilometres per hour or km/h, over the speed limit.

The Tagus Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal has a central span of 1.013 kilometres or km.
kilometre by Roger Miles January 23, 2014
A word originating from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria used largely as a Nigerian word(or slang) meaning, "What is it?" or "What is the matter?"

Pronounced (ki-low-day)
Why are you crying? Kilode?
Kilode by Darnmey May 30, 2011
The ship name of famous singer Taylor Swift and famous model Karlie Kloss. Many fans of Taylor Swift believe that she and Karlie Kloss are/were in a secret relationship with each other (mostly between the years 2014-2017).
"Do you like Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss?" "Yes, I ship Kaylor."
Kaylor by crowns-and-golden-tattoos December 4, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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