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kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017

kiwi dinosaur 

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
kiwi dinosaur by nugeny_x May 13, 2014

Real Kiwi Hours 

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.
Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"

Kiwi pass 

Kiwis (New Zealanders) are internationally renowned for smoking joints down to the cardboard filter.
A "Kiwi pass" is when the roach is passed on to the next person and results in them burning their fingers and mouths if they try to inhale since there's nothing left.
Brought about because Kiwis smoke 100% pure joints and people from other countries mix their's with tobacco. Thus the very end of joints in NZ are still good but overseas they are less than good.
"What the hell are you passing that to me for, I dont want no kiwi pass!"

kiwi fucker

A person, usually an Australian squeaker that has a god complex, is looked down upon by others, and who constantly complains and annoys others.
Me: "Wow, that whiny young kid from earlier is a kiwi fucker!"
Everyone else: "Yeah, what a fucking kiwi fucker."

Reasonable Person: "Damn, Carwasher_ is a kiwi fucker"
kiwi fucker by Nock_The_Legend February 26, 2017
"'I'm a Kiwi.'
'Like, the bird?'"
Kiwi by englishbird December 2, 2011