kitzmiller 

Kitzmiller is a small town located in Western Maryland in between Oakland, Maryland and Elk Garden, West Virginia. It is 40 miles away from popular Deep Creek Lake, Maryland.

Kitzmiller is best known for its high number of AIDS, and drug use. over the last 15 years, the drug use has increased, thus proven by the amount of syringes and crack pipes found in the dugout of the baseball field of Kitzmiller Elementary School.

The youth of Kitzmiller have literally nothing to do, so they travel 25 minutes to Oakland, Maryland to "hang out". As of 2017, Kitzmiller has no grocery stores, no gas stations, no police stations, no restaurants, no banks, no post offices, and no schools. For those luxuries, people drive to nearby Oakland, Maryland.

There is no such thing as "high class" in Kitzmiller, Maryland, although the people who can afford the most in the area live on or near Main Street. The trashiest places known to the Kitzmiller, Maryland area are known as "Vindex", the "Baker Place", and "Tichinel Lane".

For the most part, Kitzmiller is inhabited by white senior citizens and the population is most likely under 250.

The most boring place to visit is Kitzmiller, Maryland.
If you ever find yourself on America's Most Wanted and need somewhere to hide, I recommend Kitzmiller, Maryland.

kitzmiller by Blunt Realist May 24, 2018

kixmiller 

to blows animals or humans.

That kixmiller felt great

kixmiller by strongbad29 May 4, 2007

katzmiller 

a silly cat. also used to describe someone that is being silly and who loves cats. can be shortened to ‘katz’

gemma: owen, you’re a fucking katzmiller!
owen: oh gemma you’re such a katz.

gemma: omg owen look at dixie blepping!
owen: what a fucking katzmiller!

katzmiller by lolololgemma February 1, 2023

Kitemiller 

Someone who floats bad ideas or offensive tropes in disproportionate ways

Steve is such a kitemiller. He wants to cancel the school dance because he could not get a date.

Kitemiller by Citrus Sour Truth July 19, 2025