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tittyballs

AKA titties. From Chappelle Show's "Black Bush" skit.
"Imagine two women...touchin' on each other's tittyballs, caressin' em', gently strokin' those nipples til they get just so STIFF, and erect! Blow on em'..."

tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart 

the best sex position EVER....however it was forbidden by an ancient god of sex that claimed it too good a position for man to handle. it delivers so much pleasure that it exeeds the point of climax and ends up with both male and female involved in the position and everyone within a 50 foot radius exploding like a ripe tomato from orgasm. (note we could not explain how to do the tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart in case someone stupid enough would try it and risk the lives and g spots of many)
(example for tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart

was restricted for maximum safety)

Melonball-Tittyballs 

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.
This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026