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tittyballs

AKA titties. From Chappelle Show's "Black Bush" skit.
"Imagine two women...touchin' on each other's tittyballs, caressin' em', gently strokin' those nipples til they get just so STIFF, and erect! Blow on em'..."

tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart 

the best sex position EVER....however it was forbidden by an ancient god of sex that claimed it too good a position for man to handle. it delivers so much pleasure that it exeeds the point of climax and ends up with both male and female involved in the position and everyone within a 50 foot radius exploding like a ripe tomato from orgasm. (note we could not explain how to do the tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart in case someone stupid enough would try it and risk the lives and g spots of many)
(example for tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart

was restricted for maximum safety)

Melonball-Tittyballs 

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.
This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026