kitten man

A kitten man is a spastic

They are just kittens because they are so weak and pointless

An advantage of a kitten man is a kitten man

Or most kinds of spastics


They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.

by <3 Kitten man <3 January 13, 2009

Man Kitten

When a man's pubes have grown so bushy that you no longer can see his dick.

Damn, that man kitten is real fat!

by LuNaTiCxLiFe February 18, 2021

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

Mandatory kitten

When youve spent all day defiling your enemies and stop to watch owlkitty

After 3 ajudacative fatal mistakes by the seniors home applicant we need a mandatory kitten to destress

by Cody5050 January 15, 2023

kittenman

Used in place of a word like "bitch" or "asshole", it provides a safe alternative around professionals or people of high status.

"You see that kittenman over there drinking all the damn soda? What a loser"

by kitteninastocking December 7, 2009

kittenmaster

just the coolest, funniest, and tallest person in the world.

person 1: kittenmaster is soo cool!!
person 2: who?
person 1: dude, you’re missing out! kittenmaster is the best person EVER!!

by honeybee_50 July 2, 2021

kittenpants

A psuedo-sexual term of endearment, often used around members of Gaia, who are into that creepy furry stuff. Relates a desire to see said person in pants made of fresh kitten skins.

He was all up in those kittenpants. How very disgusting.

by MaryBSmith February 19, 2007