There is a fiber based internet website called Ravelry. There are many, many, many cat threads in the Lazy, Stupid & Godless forum/group. There is one particular person that lives in the Los Angeles area that has many feral momma cats having their kittens in her garage. She traps and spay/neuters the adults, and fosters the babies until they are big enough to be placed in forever homes. There are other members and non members of the group that volunteer to drive a leg of the route to get the kitten(s) to their new home(s) all over the United States, and up to the Canadian border.
The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.
"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."
Dude i cant believe she kittenmuffed you. Some revenge for all the times we've teabagged her when she was asleep.
Kittenmuffing is so fun to do to people, who wouldnt want to put their crotch on someones face as a prank. Now guys cant have all the fun, girls can get in on some of the action as well.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.