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kittenman 

Used in place of a word like "bitch" or "asshole", it provides a safe alternative around professionals or people of high status.
"You see that kittenman over there drinking all the damn soda? What a loser"
kittenman by kitteninastocking December 7, 2009
Words you can keep

Kittenality 

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.
My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten.
Kittenality by Kittenality May 17, 2008

Kittenality 

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.
My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten
Kittenality by Kittenality May 18, 2008

kittenball run

There is a fiber based internet website called Ravelry. There are many, many, many cat threads in the Lazy, Stupid & Godless forum/group. There is one particular person that lives in the Los Angeles area that has many feral momma cats having their kittens in her garage. She traps and spay/neuters the adults, and fosters the babies until they are big enough to be placed in forever homes. There are other members and non members of the group that volunteer to drive a leg of the route to get the kitten(s) to their new home(s) all over the United States, and up to the Canadian border.
Let's get to organizing the next kittenball run!
kittenball run by 29ways April 22, 2018

Kittenface 

Aka. Billy Shallow, A cute little male kittycat who spends the majority of his time sleeping. It's easy to love him and he'll happily purr away!
Have you only just woken up kittenface?
Kittenface by Luluxxxxx May 8, 2011

Kittening 

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.
"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."
Kittening by Rasicule January 17, 2018

Kittenmuffing 

The female version of teabagging... 'nuff said.
Dude i cant believe she kittenmuffed you. Some revenge for all the times we've teabagged her when she was asleep.

Kittenmuffing is so fun to do to people, who wouldnt want to put their crotch on someones face as a prank. Now guys cant have all the fun, girls can get in on some of the action as well.
Kittenmuffing by Laura14 August 20, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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