Skip to main content
a person you are totally in love with but cannot admit it. A Kiszel is smart, funny, loyal, determined, kind, extremely thoughtful, simply beautiful inside and out. Kiszels tend to be all or nothing. This person is very optimistic and will bring you nothing but good vibes and great times! If you meet one , keep them!
I met this girl today, she's a total Kiszel.
kiszel by realmenotyou April 11, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch

Anastasia Kiseleva 

Hot russian chick with blond hair. Her awesomeness and cleverness is never underestimated by guys around. She would support you in any situation and will never let you down. She is that kind of friend anyone would like to have.
Hey, look, Anastasia Kiseleva looks great today!
Related Words
kiszel • Kissel • Kisbel • Kiscel • Kishelle • Kiezel • kinzel • Kinzeled • kisela • kiselow
A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.

If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"

Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
Kissel by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010

Kishelle 

A girl who is simply amazing. There are no real words to describe how beautiful she is, or how funny she can be. She has the cutest laugh and would do anything for you because she is also amazingly generous. You would follow her to the ends of the earth if need be. She also has a great taste in music, and can probably play some instruments as well. She is just simply great to be around.
She's the most amazing person I've ever met, must be a Kishelle.
Kishelle by powerpuffgurl July 22, 2010

Kishelle 

A name coming from the Greek Kassia, and the Hebrew Michelle. Kishelle is a name for a girl who is pretty and loved by everyone.
Kishelle went to that school.
Kishelle by Ella Marshall July 19, 2009
A regrettable action of despair and stupidity brought on by a massive coke binge.
I was blowing lines like a hoover and wanted some ass so I cashed in my Student Loans to buy more blow and a hooker. When I woke up I saw it was a tranny, I pulled a Kissel
Kissel by partyinatpsu March 23, 2010
A beautiful woman/person with a big heart. At first she can be shy but when you get to know her she is one of the funniest person you’ll ever met. If you enter to her heart she definitely would make your life three million times better, a person who would fight a demon for you, just if you like her lol
If you make fun of Kisbel she definitely would punch your face
Kisbel by Yourluv November 22, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next