a person you are totally in love with but cannot admit it. A Kiszel is smart, funny, loyal, determined, kind, extremely thoughtful, simply beautiful inside and out. Kiszels tend to be all or nothing. This person is very optimistic and will bring you nothing but good vibes and great times! If you meet one , keep them!
by realmenotyou April 11, 2021
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by thanksgivingmeal October 9, 2011
Get the Anastasia Kiseleva mug.A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.
If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"
Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010
Get the Kissel mug.A girl who is simply amazing. There are no real words to describe how beautiful she is, or how funny she can be. She has the cutest laugh and would do anything for you because she is also amazingly generous. You would follow her to the ends of the earth if need be. She also has a great taste in music, and can probably play some instruments as well. She is just simply great to be around.
by powerpuffgurl July 22, 2010
Get the Kishelle mug.A name coming from the Greek Kassia, and the Hebrew Michelle. Kishelle is a name for a girl who is pretty and loved by everyone.
by Ella Marshall July 19, 2009
Get the Kishelle mug.I was blowing lines like a hoover and wanted some ass so I cashed in my Student Loans to buy more blow and a hooker. When I woke up I saw it was a tranny, I pulled a Kissel
by partyinatpsu March 23, 2010
Get the Kissel mug.A beautiful woman/person with a big heart. At first she can be shy but when you get to know her she is one of the funniest person you’ll ever met. If you enter to her heart she definitely would make your life three million times better, a person who would fight a demon for you, just if you like her lol
by Yourluv November 22, 2021
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