kiselow

An act of sheer awesomeness to rival that of the gods.

Did you see the way he got that girl, that was a straight kiselow.

by Bourbontalk1078 May 18, 2021

Brad Keselowski

A literal god among the human race, the 2010 NASCAR Xfinity series Champion, 2012 NASCAR Cup Series Champion, 39 time Xfinity series winner, 34 time Cup Series winner, Southern 500, CocaCola 600, Brickyard 400 winner. KAM Solutions CEO. Unfortunately he has been repeatedly been denied a Daytona 500 victory. His acheles heel.

Person one: Hey did you see how Brad Keselowski contended for the win yesterday?
Person Two: I sure have, afterall he is a literal god

by WATAMATE February 15, 2021

brad keselowski

Also known as horse face. Neigh!!

Wrecked Jeff Gordon at Texas in 2014. Knocked him out of the chase because he couldn't see over his horse snout.

NASCAR fan #1: Did you see what Horse Face did??
NASCAR fan #2: yeah, uncalled for. Probably because Brad Keselowski's horse snout got in the way.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Darb-keselowski-block

The term Darbkeselowskiblock was made up by Michael Mrucz on June 24th, 2024, in the NASCAR 2011 Season Mode episode "JIMMIE JOHNSON VS. DANICA PATRICK // NASCAR 2011 DLC Career Ep. 33". The incident happened on Lap 5 of the race, when Mrucz attempted to block MONTOYAAAA up high, but failed.

"That was a Darbkeselowskiblock. In definition, you look up in a dictionary, the Websters, 'Darb-keselowski-block', all one word, there's a picture of THAT!" -Michael Mrucz

by watami (the return) June 24, 2024

Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

by StanTheManG December 9, 2024