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Brad Keselowski

A literal god among the human race, the 2010 NASCAR Xfinity series Champion, 2012 NASCAR Cup Series Champion, 39 time Xfinity series winner, 34 time Cup Series winner, Southern 500, CocaCola 600, Brickyard 400 winner. KAM Solutions CEO. Unfortunately he has been repeatedly been denied a Daytona 500 victory. His acheles heel.
Person one: Hey did you see how Brad Keselowski contended for the win yesterday?
Person Two: I sure have, afterall he is a literal god
Brad Keselowski by WATAMATE February 15, 2021

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Also known as horse face. Neigh!!

Wrecked Jeff Gordon at Texas in 2014. Knocked him out of the chase because he couldn't see over his horse snout.
NASCAR fan #1: Did you see what Horse Face did??
NASCAR fan #2: yeah, uncalled for. Probably because Brad Keselowski's horse snout got in the way.

Darb-keselowski-block 

The term Darbkeselowskiblock was made up by Michael Mrucz on June 24th, 2024, in the NASCAR 2011 Season Mode episode "JIMMIE JOHNSON VS. DANICA PATRICK // NASCAR 2011 DLC Career Ep. 33". The incident happened on Lap 5 of the race, when Mrucz attempted to block MONTOYAAAA up high, but failed.
"That was a Darbkeselowskiblock. In definition, you look up in a dictionary, the Websters, 'Darb-keselowski-block', all one word, there's a picture of THAT!" -Michael Mrucz

Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.
'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds
Brad Keselowski by StanTheManG December 9, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026