kissnapped 

To kiss your way into kidnapping someone. (Or vice versa, to kiss your way into getting kidnapped.)

Person 1: What happened to Akayla?
Person 2: Oh, Alyssa kissnapped her at the picnic.

kissnapped by kaiisoxo October 8, 2022

Cocktail Kidnapped 

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.

Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.

Cocktail Kidnapped by Smabuda July 29, 2014

help, i've been kidnapped 

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.

Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

help, i've been kidnapped by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

Kimnapped 

The repetitive plot-line of the TV drama "24" where Jack Bauer's daughter is held hostage, delaying Jack's ability to save us all.

Jack was ready to blow up the terrorists until he found out his daughter had been Kimnapped, and had to go save her.

Kimnapped by Checker72 May 19, 2009

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me 

Please help this isn’t a joke they kidnapped me

Hey guys I need help urban dictionary kidnapped me

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me by Rio Ranger October 19, 2020

kidnapped 

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

kidnapped by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.

dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.

bed kidnapped by ivandominguez February 18, 2011