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kirstel by karlo02 March 5, 2022
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Kirsteinity

Kirsteinity is the religion based on the supremacy of the hottest attack on titan character, Jean Kirstein.
Kirsteinity? What is that?
It’s the religion of all the bad bitches
Kirsteinity by ta_mère<3 July 12, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

A Jean Kirstein is seen as cocky, honest, and hot-headed. Some believe that he is a fine looking man. When he got frustrated, a Feckled Jesus use be there to calm him down. Nowadays he roams with his herd to fight Titans. It is hinted that he may resemble a horse. Many have created theories and fanart, but it has yet to be confirmed whether or not he is in fact, a horse.
Mikasa: Man, Jean Kirstein seems really confident today.
Armin: Yeah! He's so awesome and good looking! I wish I could be like him
Jean Kirstein by ErenJäger January 11, 2016

Kristelle 

Kristelle, a very exotic being. Her name is derived from the Latin word kristelline which means Angel. Kristelle is kind, caring and very lovable. She is as sexy as they come with a booty that is out of this world. Upon seeing her magnificent, sexy figure you will become uncomfortable upon being in the proximity of a literal eye gasm. She May be innocent and kind on the outside but she is a true freak in the sheets, she will make your wildest fantasies come true. You are lucky to have found a kristelle, never let her go!
*sees Kristelle* When did I pass away and go to heaven?
Kristelle by JimBuffet June 27, 2018
Kristel is one of the best people on earth. She’s not the most social or smart person, but she’s still perfect nonetheless. A beautiful and loving person, keep her close to you or you’ll regret it.
Kristel is the number one person.....in the world.
Kristel by nobodycares12345 December 6, 2019
Kirsten is a sweet,loving, and kind girl. She will always take 2 chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She hates when people call her "Kerstin". Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type that is girly but not to girly. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. You won't find anyone like a Kirsten.
"omg look at Kirsten, she is so beautiful."
Kirsten by Bigpapi67 November 21, 2016
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