kirkegard 

Amazing at valorant

John is so kirkegard

kirkegard by NOOSHSHSHHSHSHSHS August 22, 2021

dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...

I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

dirty kierkegaard by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

Kierkegaard 

The great Danish philosopher Kierkegaard who wrote about the individual and his or her place in the universe.

You know the philosopher Kierkegaard?
Yeah, dude was fucking deep!

Kierkegaard by Terry Richards 2008 May 10, 2008

Kiketard 

(1)A combination of the word "kike"(a slang term for Jew) and "retard" (used in the contex of refering to a stupid person) it is a term refering to followers of the Judaic/Christian/Islamic path, as both Chritanity and Islam are the offspring of Judeism. A Jew. A stupid Christian or Muslim.

Some kiketard took my money.

Kiketard by Humancentipam October 14, 2011

Kierkegaard 

To take a huge shit on someone's face and then eat a danish pastry off of it.

I wanted to Kierkegaard last night but my bitch wouldn't let me! -- Sartre

Kierkegaard by Grandfather Time October 4, 2006