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dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.
dirty kierkegaard by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013
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Kierkegaard 

The great Danish philosopher Kierkegaard who wrote about the individual and his or her place in the universe.
You know the philosopher Kierkegaard?
Yeah, dude was fucking deep!

Kiketard 

(1)A combination of the word "kike"(a slang term for Jew) and "retard" (used in the contex of refering to a stupid person) it is a term refering to followers of the Judaic/Christian/Islamic path, as both Chritanity and Islam are the offspring of Judeism. A Jew. A stupid Christian or Muslim.
Some kiketard took my money.
Kiketard by Humancentipam October 14, 2011

Kierkegaard 

To take a huge shit on someone's face and then eat a danish pastry off of it.
I wanted to Kierkegaard last night but my bitch wouldn't let me! -- Sartre
Kierkegaard by Grandfather Time October 4, 2006

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026