Kierkegaard 

The great Danish philosopher Kierkegaard who wrote about the individual and his or her place in the universe.

You know the philosopher Kierkegaard?
Yeah, dude was fucking deep!

Kierkegaard by Terry Richards 2008 May 10, 2008

Kierkegaard 

To take a huge shit on someone's face and then eat a danish pastry off of it.

I wanted to Kierkegaard last night but my bitch wouldn't let me! -- Sartre

Kierkegaard by Grandfather Time October 4, 2006

dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...

I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

dirty kierkegaard by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

kirkegard 

Amazing at valorant

John is so kirkegard

kirkegard by NOOSHSHSHHSHSHSHS August 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004