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Fuck the King Day 

This is a new official holiday on the 21st January every year.
Anyone is allowed to fuck the king on this day.
Hey,did you know Fuck the King Day is today?

Yeah, I'm ready!
Fuck the King Day by Trollerio December 20, 2022

National Drift King Day 

On December 4th, 2015, Twitch Streamer RTGame announced on twitter that he won a 200cc Mario Kart tournament in College hence giving him the title of 'Drift King'. We mark this day to commemorate the birth of our beloved Drift King, RTGame.
Person A: "Did you hear, its National Drift King Day today!"
Person B: "Wonderful! I can't believe they used to call him the Drift King back in college."

National Short King Day 

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

Oppi King Day 

Oppi king day is at jan 20 where you respect oppiside for a whole day no negativity
Omg its oppi king day i love him so muc he inspire to be a youtuber

National Flame king day 

The day flame didn't win a single round in super smash brothers ultimate on 12/8/24.
Guy: Happy National Flame king day!

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day
National Flame king day by medgear December 9, 2024

Half Day King 

A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.

This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.
Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.
Half Day King by YourMate84 March 25, 2010