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A mix of Fucking and Retard, usually used in front of children so as not to expose them to foul language.
Example : Tom crashes into a Motorbike outside of a school as the kids are coming out. The rider of the bike replys "why the hell did you do that!?" Tom replys "The moon distracted me...". The rider says "You Kintard!!" >:[
kintard by Malf January 30, 2014

kimkardassian 

when you see someone with an ass like Kim Kardashian and you don't know them so you yell kimkardassian
damn look at that kimkardassian she's thicc asf
kimkardassian by yoloamericans January 24, 2019

Kitarded 

the act of being a little bit retarded or stupid.
dude jim is kitarded.

this homework is kitarded.

i think kristian is actually kitarded.
Kitarded by eli a May 17, 2006
A well driven, determine, shy but wonder full guy. Puts everyone's needs above his and no matter how people hurts him he forgives them.
I need friends like kitardo
kitardo by Loveisneeded November 23, 2021

kimkardashianed 

When you are minding you own business and someone comes and knocks you back with their big ass.
I was waiting in line at the bank when Jimmy kimkardashianed me.
kimkardashianed by Naum4eew June 13, 2024
A kid that is more dumb or more stupid then a retard

A child that is extremely sick in the mind
The 8 year old is a Kidtard because he jumped into the tv when he saw his mom on the screen
KidTard by TonsOfTin June 29, 2024
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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