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Kilkenny Town 

Medieval town in the South East of Ireland know for its exciting night life and being the Gay Capital of Ireland. Favourite pasttime in the area is 'hurling' which is the local term for drinking far too much and vomiting in someone's garden at four in the morning.
Well how 'a' ye butty ?
Are ye cummin to Kilkenny Town fur sum hurling tonite ?
Dunno sugar, both ends are sore since last visit.
Kilkenny Town by KilkennyChap October 10, 2008
Related Words
kilven • kilkenny • kiven • Kalven • kelven • Kileen • kieven • kilen • Kilien • killens
Just like the temperature scale, Kelven is HOT! If you are blessed to call Kelven a friend he will be loyal and caring. Kelven will always help you move and attend a special event in your honor. He is strong in body and mind. He is a class clown that loves to make people smile and laugh. Kelven always shows up, he sacrifices his own time and energy to make sue the people he loves know how much he loves them!

Other traits of Kelven:
Power
Ability to do or act; capability of doing or accomplishing something.
Political or national strength.
Great or marked ability to do or act; strength; might; force.
The possession of control or command over others; authority; ascendancy.
The surrender or destruction of something prized or desirable for the sake of something considered as having a higher or more pressing claim.
Kelven helped me move my sofa today, even though I know he had such a long day at work.
Kelven by lalalafa July 10, 2018
Kileen is a name for an amazingly sweet and beautiful woman. She has a kind heart and a caring soul. She brings comfort and peace to those who are blessed to come into contact with her whether for a moment, a day, a week, or a lifetime.
Check out the Kileen over there! She's just gorgeous!
Kileen by Wonderful_Wondering_One February 3, 2010

the bus to Kilkenny 

The phrase that one uses to bail on a night out or a session.
Tommy - "Hey man are you coming to the Pav tonight?"
Robert - "Yeah man, I'll be over in 10 minutes"
Phone call later after 20 minutes...
Tommy - "Hey dude where are you now?"
Robert - "Yeah man I'm actually on the bus to Kilkenny...."
Tommy - "....bailer!"
the bus to Kilkenny by Smurf1988 October 21, 2010
Kalven is a person who can make your day whenever you're down. a person who is not a cheater and is completely faithful to the person he loves. he's committed and driven. he's the type of guy who wants to live life to the fullest. he may lose his temper easily and can't be all too understanding but it's his only defense mechanism. he's loud. and freakishly AMAZING. he 's wild and really fun to be around. he's the type of guy that all the girls want. a chick magnet. also annoyingly happy and hyper, in a good way. simply just a kalven. often has a small butt also.
Bro' i wish i was a Kalven, that would be the sexiest shit ever.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.
Kalven by bubbahlove29 January 10, 2012

[Kalven Crockford] 

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.
[Kalven Crockford] by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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