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Kyle Kilgour

This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Kyle Kilgour by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019

Kilgore Trout 

The inspirational fiction writing fiction character in Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s fiction stories. Kilgore Trout lived almost his entire life unrecognized by the public, being that he was only published in porn magazines. Eventually though, he was put in the spotlight by the millionaire Eliot Rosewater. It's all documented in the book, Slaughterhouse Five.
I think that the idea that Kilgore Trout existed in fiction stories is much cooler than the fact that you exist in real life.
Kilgore Trout by diggernaut January 14, 2009
An uncommon surname in the U.S. Kilgore's are stubborn but intelligent and don't like to be wrong. They tend to fix things until they get them right.
"That Kilgore child sure is stubborn."
Kilgore by imprvnana April 29, 2009

wade_kilgore 

Jerkin' to pics of underage kids while writing killer riffs.
Bdogg totally pulled a wade_kilgore on me the other day.
wade_kilgore by Anton Levay May 18, 2006
Pretty much the greatest place ever. Best known for fine Mexican cuisine such as Burrito Shop and Cocaine Dave's. Would most likely whoop your high school's ass in football, especially if you're a wimpy little white boy from a suburb of Houston or Dallas. (Kingwood or Highland Park)
"Hey, wanna get our ass beat then go eat the best food ever?"

"Yeah. Let's go to Kilgore!"
Kilgore by Matt Tankersley December 2, 2009
A person who stalks someone for no reason
Man 1: Wow this guy was following me around the halls for no reason
Man 2: Oh must have been doing a Kilgore...
Man 1: What a creeper!
Kilgore by WordD51 October 4, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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