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That was perfect, must've been kickham.
kickham by Young youngness December 25, 2016
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Cam Kirkham 

The Realest YouTuber to Grace the cancerous website (plus Facebook but we don't talk about that shit heap anymore). He is known as the Btec WillNE and the unspoken 5th member of XO. He's also, a melt. His intro is peak his content is refreshing and his hairline is shite. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's CAM KIRKHAM BABYYYYYYY
Person 1: Ya ma is ya da

Person 2: what?

Person 1: nevermind it's just what Cam Kirkham says to his dipsticks when he's bored
Cam Kirkham by R14 July 10, 2018
A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.
"Shit, it's a Kirkham. Play dead so you won't be seen"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"

"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"
Kirkham by PissPumper November 13, 2013

köckhammer 

A Seattle based music group, specializing in Cross-Genre original, hard-edged music. KöckHammer founding Members, are LIEUTENANTSEAN (Bass guitar, Singer/Songwriter) and nitrousbob (Legendary Guitarist, singer/ songwriter, and audio engineer). Their music is best described as a raw, heavy Bass driven, cross of powerful heavy metal rhythm w/screamin Guitar leads, Southern Blues roots, and a touch of groove funk. Known for their weekly recorded freestyle "Rambles" in which the band members discuss current trends, world news topics, and the daily struggle of the Human Condition in their own words. All songs from KöckHammer are produced and engineered at S&B Studios/Music Forge Sound labs, outside Seattle, WA.
"Hey Rick have you heard that new KöckHammer track? That shit is on point Bro."

"I was at KöckHammers Studio session last Saturday, those guys are fuckin badass!"

"Damn, nitrousbob from KöckHammer sure knows how to shred on that Guitar."
köckhammer by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016
A Kirkham is a big dicked savage that will fuck his way through your huge hole like it's a tight little Vietnam woman's pussy. Remember a Kirkham is the name of a person, not just a dick.
My friend: dude i'm a Kirkham based on the way I fuck those pussys .
Me: you fucking wish LOOSSSSERR.

Cam Kirkham 

A very heterosexual youtuber with 155K subs on YouTube
Hey are you subscribed to cam Kirkham?
Yeah he's heterosexual af
Cam Kirkham by BtecWillNe February 28, 2019

charlie kirkham 

i love charlie kirkham i go to his house every night and watch him sleep :) <3
Amber: I just want charlie kirkham to notice me and my delicouse hair
charlie kirkham by totally not moriah November 14, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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