kickham

Superman, pimp, G

That was perfect, must've been kickham.

by Young youngness December 25, 2016

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Cam Kirkham

The Realest YouTuber to Grace the cancerous website (plus Facebook but we don't talk about that shit heap anymore). He is known as the Btec WillNE and the unspoken 5th member of XO. He's also, a melt. His intro is peak his content is refreshing and his hairline is shite. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's CAM KIRKHAM BABYYYYYYY

Person 1: Ya ma is ya da

Person 2: what?

Person 1: nevermind it's just what Cam Kirkham says to his dipsticks when he's bored

by R14 July 10, 2018

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Kirkham

A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.

"Shit, it's a Kirkham. Play dead so you won't be seen"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"

"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"

by PissPumper November 13, 2013

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köckhammer

A Seattle based music group, specializing in Cross-Genre original, hard-edged music. KöckHammer founding Members, are LIEUTENANTSEAN (Bass guitar, Singer/Songwriter) and nitrousbob (Legendary Guitarist, singer/ songwriter, and audio engineer). Their music is best described as a raw, heavy Bass driven, cross of powerful heavy metal rhythm w/screamin Guitar leads, Southern Blues roots, and a touch of groove funk. Known for their weekly recorded freestyle "Rambles" in which the band members discuss current trends, world news topics, and the daily struggle of the Human Condition in their own words. All songs from KöckHammer are produced and engineered at S&B Studios/Music Forge Sound labs, outside Seattle, WA.

"Hey Rick have you heard that new KöckHammer track? That shit is on point Bro."

"I was at KöckHammers Studio session last Saturday, those guys are fuckin badass!"

"Damn, nitrousbob from KöckHammer sure knows how to shred on that Guitar."

by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016

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Kirkham

A Kirkham is a big dicked savage that will fuck his way through your huge hole like it's a tight little Vietnam woman's pussy. Remember a Kirkham is the name of a person, not just a dick.

My friend: dude i'm a Kirkham based on the way I fuck those pussys .
Me: you fucking wish LOOSSSSERR.

by Big dick billy kirkham March 17, 2019

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