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köckhammer 

A Seattle based music group, specializing in Cross-Genre original, hard-edged music. KöckHammer founding Members, are LIEUTENANTSEAN (Bass guitar, Singer/Songwriter) and nitrousbob (Legendary Guitarist, singer/ songwriter, and audio engineer). Their music is best described as a raw, heavy Bass driven, cross of powerful heavy metal rhythm w/screamin Guitar leads, Southern Blues roots, and a touch of groove funk. Known for their weekly recorded freestyle "Rambles" in which the band members discuss current trends, world news topics, and the daily struggle of the Human Condition in their own words. All songs from KöckHammer are produced and engineered at S&B Studios/Music Forge Sound labs, outside Seattle, WA.
"Hey Rick have you heard that new KöckHammer track? That shit is on point Bro."

"I was at KöckHammers Studio session last Saturday, those guys are fuckin badass!"

"Damn, nitrousbob from KöckHammer sure knows how to shred on that Guitar."
köckhammer by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016
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Dude, I was totally gettin it until she gave me a Jeffery rockhammer.
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Cockhammer 

Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed

This lecture is such a Cockhammer

John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
Cockhammer by Upthemeds October 30, 2009

Cockhammer 

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
Cockhammer by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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