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köckhammer 

A Seattle based music group, specializing in Cross-Genre original, hard-edged music. KöckHammer founding Members, are LIEUTENANTSEAN (Bass guitar, Singer/Songwriter) and nitrousbob (Legendary Guitarist, singer/ songwriter, and audio engineer). Their music is best described as a raw, heavy Bass driven, cross of powerful heavy metal rhythm w/screamin Guitar leads, Southern Blues roots, and a touch of groove funk. Known for their weekly recorded freestyle "Rambles" in which the band members discuss current trends, world news topics, and the daily struggle of the Human Condition in their own words. All songs from KöckHammer are produced and engineered at S&B Studios/Music Forge Sound labs, outside Seattle, WA.
"Hey Rick have you heard that new KöckHammer track? That shit is on point Bro."

"I was at KöckHammers Studio session last Saturday, those guys are fuckin badass!"

"Damn, nitrousbob from KöckHammer sure knows how to shred on that Guitar."
köckhammer by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016
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Jeffery rockhammer 

When you twist and punch the tip.
Dude, I was totally gettin it until she gave me a Jeffery rockhammer.
Jeffery rockhammer by DeezyJ February 7, 2014

Cockhammer 

Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed

This lecture is such a Cockhammer

John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
Cockhammer by Upthemeds October 30, 2009

Cockhammer 

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
Cockhammer by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009
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