The Realest YouTuber to Grace the cancerous website (plus Facebook but we don't talk about that shit heap anymore). He is known as the Btec WillNE and the unspoken 5th member of XO. He's also, a melt. His intro is peak his content is refreshing and his hairline is shite. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's CAM KIRKHAM BABYYYYYYY
A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.
"Shit, it's a Kirkham. Play dead so you won't be seen"
"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"
"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"
"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"
A Kirkham is a big dicked savage that will fuck his way through your huge hole like it's a tight little Vietnam woman's pussy. Remember a Kirkham is the name of a person, not just a dick.
My friend: dude i'm a Kirkham based on the way I fuck those pussys .
Me: you fucking wish LOOSSSSERR.
Person 1: Have you heard of that Cam kirkham bloke?
Person 2: nah mate who?
Person 1: Cam kirkham is the most hetrosexual youtuber. Commonly known as the btec willne.
Person 2: oh that bloke. Yeah i know him.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.