Kirkhamed 

When someone loses a round because they fail to enter the objective before the timer runs out.

We were playing Siege last night and rando could have one, but he totally Kirkhamed it.

Kirkhamed by Nonameboy70 May 13, 2022

Cam Kirkham 

The Realest YouTuber to Grace the cancerous website (plus Facebook but we don't talk about that shit heap anymore). He is known as the Btec WillNE and the unspoken 5th member of XO. He's also, a melt. His intro is peak his content is refreshing and his hairline is shite. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's CAM KIRKHAM BABYYYYYYY

Person 1: Ya ma is ya da

Person 2: what?

Person 1: nevermind it's just what Cam Kirkham says to his dipsticks when he's bored

Cam Kirkham by R14 July 10, 2018

Kirkham 

A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.

"Shit, it's a Kirkham. Play dead so you won't be seen"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"

"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"

Kirkham by PissPumper November 13, 2013

Kirkham 

A Kirkham is a big dicked savage that will fuck his way through your huge hole like it's a tight little Vietnam woman's pussy. Remember a Kirkham is the name of a person, not just a dick.

My friend: dude i'm a Kirkham based on the way I fuck those pussys .
Me: you fucking wish LOOSSSSERR.

Kirkham by Big dick billy kirkham March 17, 2019

Cam Kirkham 

A very heterosexual youtuber with 155K subs on YouTube

Hey are you subscribed to cam Kirkham?
Yeah he's heterosexual af

Cam Kirkham by BtecWillNe February 28, 2019

charlie kirkham 

the love of my life

i love charlie kirkham i go to his house every night and watch him sleep :) <3
Amber: I just want charlie kirkham to notice me and my delicouse hair

charlie kirkham by totally not moriah November 14, 2021

Cam Kirkham 

Cam kirkham is the most hetrosexual youtuber. Commonly known as the btec willne.

Person 1: Have you heard of that Cam kirkham bloke?
Person 2: nah mate who?
Person 1: Cam kirkham is the most hetrosexual youtuber. Commonly known as the btec willne.
Person 2: oh that bloke. Yeah i know him.

Cam Kirkham by Meme_XO April 8, 2019