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Kirkhamed 

When someone loses a round because they fail to enter the objective before the timer runs out.
We were playing Siege last night and rando could have one, but he totally Kirkhamed it.
Kirkhamed by Nonameboy70 May 13, 2022
Words you can keep

Cam Kirkham 

The Realest YouTuber to Grace the cancerous website (plus Facebook but we don't talk about that shit heap anymore). He is known as the Btec WillNE and the unspoken 5th member of XO. He's also, a melt. His intro is peak his content is refreshing and his hairline is shite. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's CAM KIRKHAM BABYYYYYYY
Person 1: Ya ma is ya da

Person 2: what?

Person 1: nevermind it's just what Cam Kirkham says to his dipsticks when he's bored
Cam Kirkham by R14 July 10, 2018
A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.
"Shit, it's a Kirkham. Play dead so you won't be seen"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"

"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"
Kirkham by PissPumper November 13, 2013
A Kirkham is a big dicked savage that will fuck his way through your huge hole like it's a tight little Vietnam woman's pussy. Remember a Kirkham is the name of a person, not just a dick.
My friend: dude i'm a Kirkham based on the way I fuck those pussys .
Me: you fucking wish LOOSSSSERR.

Cam Kirkham 

A very heterosexual youtuber with 155K subs on YouTube
Hey are you subscribed to cam Kirkham?
Yeah he's heterosexual af
Cam Kirkham by BtecWillNe February 28, 2019

charlie kirkham 

the love of my life
i love charlie kirkham i go to his house every night and watch him sleep :) <3
Amber: I just want charlie kirkham to notice me and my delicouse hair
charlie kirkham by totally not moriah November 14, 2021

Cam Kirkham 

Cam kirkham is the most hetrosexual youtuber. Commonly known as the btec willne.
Person 1: Have you heard of that Cam kirkham bloke?
Person 2: nah mate who?
Person 1: Cam kirkham is the most hetrosexual youtuber. Commonly known as the btec willne.
Person 2: oh that bloke. Yeah i know him.
Cam Kirkham by Meme_XO April 8, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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