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Emotional Kick In The Balls 

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.
"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."

kick in the balls 

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.
Wendy was tired of his cheating so she gave him a devastating kick in the balls
kick in the balls by Sam E82 August 31, 2007

Kick in the balls month november 

Hej im going to kick you in the balls because it is the kick in the balls month november

swift kick in the balls 

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain
Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

kick in the balls 

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.
Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D
kick in the balls by Ballbuster August 17, 2013

Kick in the balls month november 

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trucker's tan 

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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