Kick Me 

A sign, usually a Post-it, put on someone's back that says "Kick Me." People may take it off and show it to the victim, or kick the person. Often varied with "Kick my ass," "I'm a retard," etc.

Tony kept wondering why everyone was kicking him... then he found the "Kick Me" sign on his back that Jose had left.

Kick Me by Triple Seven December 16, 2008

Kick me 

Kick me ..

When I’m down ..

Yep 2 to tango ..

But so willing to dance ..

When I ignore ..

It knocks on your door ..

Damn if only that would work with ….

Kick me .. down by the fields of barley

Kick me !

Kick me by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

Kick me 

To send nudes

I'm horny, can you kick me?

Kick me by nondictionaryuser March 28, 2023

Kick me in the jimmies 

A game played to test the personal threshold of pain. Also known as "Kick me in the Jimmy" Or "Jimmy Kick". The male seeking to master pain tolerance will ask another person to "kick me in the jimmies." That person will then kick the kickee multiple times in the crotch. The kicking only ceases when the kickee (one being Kicked) gives in.

Stevo from jackass asked an entire fourth grade school class to line up and kick him in the jimmy one by one, as hard as they could. They kicked and kicked, "Kick me in the jimmies!" he cried.
After 14 kicks, a skinny, blond girl ran up to him and smashed her foot into his crotch as hard as she could. A soft crunch was audible as Steveo sunk to the ground with a whimper.

Kick me in the jimmies by Sabrina66 November 10, 2007

Kick me down 

To request, demand, or mooch money, objects, or services from your friends or random people on the street.

Can you kick me down some change?
Can you kick me down a smoke?

Kick me down by Mattrixed November 25, 2010

kick me dog 

a little dog that always barks and annoys the shit out of you. Resulting in a good hard kick.

Shut your god damn "kick me dog" up.

kick me dog by Franscicle August 8, 2012

Kick me Republican 

Kick Me Republican: Gays, social conservatives ,religious and poor people who vote Republican inspite of the fact that doing so is not in their best interest

The Log cabin Republicans are total Kick me Republicans

Kick me Republican by Droolr December 12, 2010