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Hey man I just ate some khij
khij by Ndnhe July 26, 2021
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khijerson 

A person that doesn't sleep, and instead goes on his phone to grind demons in the game Geometry Dash
I'm gonna be a khijerson and no life geometry dash.
khijerson by DarkPh4nt0m September 7, 2023
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khij khijah khijani khije khijerson khijhane Khijir
pronounced Kij-eee this is when a person does or says something unintentionally but as a result the poeple who have witnessed this unintentional act burst out in laughter and remark oh Khijir. these unintentional moments look accidental but are infact a well played joke disguised as a "dim" moment and are very easy to pull off but how effective they are is upto the individual. a common abreviation of this word is KIJ
person A)-mate how does the guy on The Wright Stuff change from being really nasty on the Jeremy Kyle show to being really fukin nice on the Wright Stuff?

Person B)- mate are you dumb?? there different people!:L

person A)- What really? they look identical tho!:L

Person B)- "Oh Khijir" that was funny
Khijir by kdotmangalang December 15, 2010

khijhane 

Khijhane’s are beautiful, outgoing, fun, hilarious, smart, bold, loyal, and passionate people. But don’t be mistaken they are very conceited, and have a bad temper (it’d be wise not to piss them off). But at the end of the day Khijhane’s are the best type of people their are.
I love how much personality Khijhane’s have💯😩
khijhane by Khijhane January 4, 2019
A variation of Kijani which means "Green" in Swahili, it also can be used as a name for a weird and amazing person.

Khijani is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Winning an arguement with or proving wrong a Khijani is quite a feat. Hard on himself and his looks, but very cocky about his intelligence. Girls always flock to Khijani’s because his humor is very attractive to the people around him. He is also very ambitious and likes to plan ahead.

On the outside Khijani’s appear like assholes and stuck up, but the people closest to him know deep down hes a sweetheart. Khijani will do anything for the person they love. He will love you forever, as long as you do the same. Can't be with anyone, needs the true love of one to make him happy. Extremely loyal and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. Khijani’s love doing unexpected romantic things for the person they love and also cliche things like baking together. Hates being left out of conversations and gatherings. Timid at first but when warmed up to isnt afraid to show passion and emotion. Someone who you can talk to and will truly listen. Not the best at making conversation but will always try his best. Amazing friend and boyfriend. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.
Lisa: Do you know what’s that guys name ?

Chelsea: That is Khijani, he is super sweet and caring.
khijani by youngwa_vy November 22, 2021
a kind person who always stay to they self. a genuine person who always always look out for others. a goofy person and a loyal person
khije: a kind person who always stay to they self. a genuine person who always always look out for others. a goofy person and a loyal person.
khije by Khije November 23, 2021
Khijah is a beautiful hard working Walmart cashier who makes her boyfriend Donovan a real ass nigga money on the low
Khijah is the best
khijah by Khijah December 7, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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