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pronounced Kij-eee this is when a person does or says something unintentionally but as a result the poeple who have witnessed this unintentional act burst out in laughter and remark oh Khijir. these unintentional moments look accidental but are infact a well played joke disguised as a "dim" moment and are very easy to pull off but how effective they are is upto the individual. a common abreviation of this word is KIJ
person A)-mate how does the guy on The Wright Stuff change from being really nasty on the Jeremy Kyle show to being really fukin nice on the Wright Stuff?

Person B)- mate are you dumb?? there different people!:L

person A)- What really? they look identical tho!:L

Person B)- "Oh Khijir" that was funny
Khijir by kdotmangalang December 15, 2010
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khijerson 

A person that doesn't sleep, and instead goes on his phone to grind demons in the game Geometry Dash
I'm gonna be a khijerson and no life geometry dash.
khijerson by DarkPh4nt0m September 7, 2023
Related Words
Khijir Khidir khiair Khiaira khiireth khijerson Khiyir Khizir
A Khiaria is a smart gifted beautiful fun funny nice mean slow and annoying person but a Khiaria also show lots of love
Omg there is khiaira
Khiaira by Queenkk_w December 15, 2018
A rather short man in stature, often referred to a little shit. Profusely smokes cigarettes and comes from Chechnya.
OMG you are so short im gunna call you Khizir!
Khizir by TBC11 March 8, 2011
a girl that u are always jealous of.
"look at khiireth... i can be pretty like her" sonia said.
khiireth by vampire2001 February 27, 2016
My fucking brother and an awesome guy. But he is hairy tho
That guy Khidir is aweeesoommeeeeeee
Khidir by Goddamnthatsme August 15, 2017
A man who usually sounds like he is whining about something irrelevant or is just a bitch in general
Wow Khiyir hella annoying today
Khiyir by cuddlebuddles June 13, 2018
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