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British slang for Ketamine
I shoved a truckload of kezzle up my ass last night
Kezzle by about6140ninjas September 14, 2018
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I had a few bumps of kezza earlier.
kezza by TomGuy October 18, 2012
She is literally better than you! Every girl wants to be her because she is rich and literally perfect. she might be a lil dumb but she makes being dumb look smart because she is literally that bitch. She is the definition of skinny, nobody can compare to Ketzaly. Every girl who talks shit about her is just jealous because they aren't her. She always looks flawless because she is good at everything but math. You can never catch her lacking because she only wears name brand, and that's on PERIOD POOH.
"have you seen Ketzaly??"
"yeah she is literally perfect!"
"PERIOD POOH and thats on Ketzaly"
Ketzaly by @yuhyuh1 November 21, 2019

50P Head Kezza 

50P Head Kezza is an urban myth caused by the misconception of someone seeing him in the fog murdering a priest and only identified the shape of his head over time this went from an old wife’s tale to an urban legend. The legend says that if you run into 50P Head Kezza he will smack you in the bollocks and leave a 50P lodged in your skull.
Shit watch out for 50P Head Kezza
Fifty-P head kezz-A
50P Head Kezza by lil yid April 24, 2019
A wild and fiesty girl yet caring and thoughtful.
Kinky and out of control yet knows when to simmer down. Will take you for a ride and have their way with you.
Kezza
Kezza by marilynjohnny91 February 5, 2010
kezza. kezza is when one of your good buddies blesses you up phatty style with a big fat juicy hit from his unreal massive vaporising devise. it is usually give by a nig legend
1)hey bro gez a kezza
2)nah bro fuck you i ramed your mum yesterday faggot
3)dw i got you
kezza by bigboiiiiii 65 March 20, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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