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keyboard tourette's 

When you randomly type an obscene word or phrase for no apparent reason other than you felt like it or wanted to see what it looked like.
Professor: John, why does your term paper have the words "Horse Fucker" in the middle of it?

John: Sorry. I had keyboard Tourette's last night and I forgot to erase it
keyboard tourette's by Shane21332 December 7, 2007

Tradie's Keyboard 

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.
'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'
Tradie's Keyboard by NMEwakeup September 8, 2022

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.
“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard
kat’s keyboard by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023

Keyboard Parkinson's 

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard
Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

jacking to that chick's keyboard 

When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.
Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.