Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.
When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you
will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a
bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he
will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don'
t have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.
The school is riddled with wannabe
chavs and roadmen that
will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.
SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!