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Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

kettlecornia 

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

Kettlecorn 

Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.
Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty good.
Kettlecorn by Shanstin June 19, 2009

everybody loves kettlecorn 

the phrase is commonly used as a code word meaning either "Get me out of here!" or "I can't tell you what I'm really trying to say because someone is with me that can't hear it."
Ex 1:
Friend 1: Everybody loves kettlecorn
Friend 2: Haha random but true, well we better be going, it's getting late.
Friend 3: Ok well I'll see you guys later.
Friend 1 to friend 2: Thanks so much for getting me out of there, I really hate that place.

Ex 2: **phone conversation**

Friend 1: So what is this huge secret you're keeping from your parents?
Friend 2: Everybody loves kettlecorn.
Friend 1: You're parents are near by?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 1: You can tell me later.

kettlecornia 

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.
I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!
kettlecornia by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006

kettlecorns 

lauren ketterings amazing non-toxic fandom they are very sweet and kind!
made buy kettllecorn on tiktok

kettlecorns
kettlecorns by kettllecorn July 5, 2021