kettied

When someone consumes Ketamine, and they feel the peak of the high off it.

I feel kettied mate

by AwayDayKettiedMags August 22, 2019

Kettledrums

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner

" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"

by L. Linton August 24, 2018

ketted up

To describe someone who has is in the throws of a ketamine trip.

Man, take a look a the state of John. He's well ketted up!

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

Kettled

When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders

"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"

by PurpleBin January 16, 2017

Kettled

A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.

"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"
"Eww you got kettled"

by PaddyPeacock June 7, 2009

[ketted]

to be off your tits on ketamine

i was soooooo ketted last night, i thought i was a tree!

by macrel88 March 4, 2009

kettledog

To Poke someone’s eyes both out at once with your index and middle finger one handed

Don’t annoy me if I’ll kettledog you

by Alace nolland April 7, 2019