ketrified

When someone is on so much ket they look terrified

Jesus, Owen you need to stop sniffing shards of ket you look ketrified

by Hayyystaxxx June 11, 2023

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Kittified

When something boring is decorated with a Hello Kitty twist, or any other Sanrio characters!

I just totally kittified my textbooks.

Ashley has a kittified cell phone.

by West End Girl September 2, 2010

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petrified

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

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So petrified that you take up the shape of a Tetris block.

I was so tetrified at the sight of his face, that my body "T-ed" up.

by J^2! September 12, 2011

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Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

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