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Caring, thoughtful, helpful and self sacrificing. Kert gives to others with mild grumbling and teasing about how he doesn't want to but will allways be there for you. Kert is also most often intelligent and resourceful, creating something from nothing to resolve an issue.
Dude, he totally pulled a Kert on my gutter and solved my probelm! I've never seen such an ingenious set up... It was like MacGyver came by.
Kert by luvnsnownsun February 3, 2010
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the ship of two people named bert and katherine. The best ship in da worlddd
kert is great
kert by asdfasdfdsaf October 13, 2019
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Kert is a specific type of daddy, mostly a daddy that's better than all others
Kert is such a Kert like 😩
Kert by BGkfndjeudh May 16, 2022
The ship name devoted to Katherine and Albert. Together. Kert. In other words, cutest couple that won the Oscars. Both with unique personalities. AH. love is in the air.
Omg they're so cute toggether. KERT FOR LIFE
Kert by udstuff00 October 13, 2019

Kert Cobain 

The seat behind shotgun in a car as a reference to his suicide
Guy 1: I call shotgun!

Guy 2: I call kert Cobain!
Kert Cobain by That_dude_darell March 3, 2020

Kert Cobain yourself 

m-ray go kert cobain yourself
Kert Cobain yourself by tobychip January 26, 2025

Kertalaw 

A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016
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