Kerpoof 

An onomatepoeic word for hitting someone lightly, to "kerpoof" someone. Mostly used in play fighting, or in an affectionate manner, although occasionally to be used to "teach someone a lesson"

Chris: "hey! What was that for?"
Emily: "what?"
Chris: "You kerpoofed me in the nose!"

Son: "Shut up!"
Dad: "Watch your tongue boy, before I kerpoof you!"

Kerpoof by Dynam0hh August 12, 2012

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

kerploofkerburger by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kerpoot 

kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.

"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."

kerpoot by speenshit March 6, 2017

kerpoofle 

something that is ridiculously hard or impossible

That English assignment is such kerpoofle!

kerpoofle by RiceBowl2014 May 30, 2018

kerploof 

To go completely and suddenly

My WiFi just went kerploof

kerploof by Gaspos March 29, 2021

kerwoofle 

The cacophony of barking that ensues from a group of domestic dogs when the postman comes to the door when one barks and sets the whole pack off.

Our new puppy is now the biggest instigator of kerwoofles in our household. He barks and all the others follow.

kerwoofle by Nountinence January 11, 2023

kerploofed 

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

kerploofed by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015