Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

kermiting

when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face

why are you kermiting right now?

by theurbangamer February 15, 2023

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009

Kermiting suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016

kermitism

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018