The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.
Bob: How is your grandmother?
Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
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by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016
Get the Kermiting Suicide mug.A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.
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Get the Kermiting suicide mug.A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
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