kerfunkular 

A descriptive word for doing something "on accident."

That was a kerfunkular mistake trying to ejaculate in the ceiling fan.

kerfunkular by kerfunkular November 7, 2022

dubbest kerfunkler

The Lord High Captain Commander of all Kerfunkledubs

The owner of this title "Dubbest Kerfunkler" declines to be used in such a common setting.

dubbest kerfunkler by Grimsborg April 23, 2022

kerflunkulated 

not to be confused with kerflunkled or kerbopped, to be kerflunkulated is to be so absolutely pent up with emotion that you piss your pants, drown in your tears and die of laughter all at the same time

I was so kerflunkulated I just couldn't help but kerbop as many homeless people as possible

kerflunkulated by lasttabs November 24, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004