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kerb crawler

a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.
kerb crawler by person May 1, 2003

Kerb Burglar 

(n) (sometimes "curb") New Zealand/Australian term for someone (usually a student) who trawls the streets the night before a kerb-side Council cleanup of household goods, looking for anything they might find useful or valuable before it's disposed of the following morning.
I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them

kerb crawling 

the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.
kerb crawling by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Kerb Stomp 

When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.
Glen wanted to fuck with Tom, but Tom was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.
It's similar to a kerb stomp.

You put someone's face against a kerb like if he was kissing it and then you hit him in the back of the head. Bloody and potentially lethal.
In the book the City and the City by C. Miéville :

" A young man called Avid Avid left bleeding from the head after taking a kerb-kiss from a racist..."

A scene at the beginning of American History X where Edward Norton totally gives a kerb kiss to a guy.( He kills him and then goes to jail)
kerb kiss by Ababakar November 8, 2010

Kerb Stomp 

When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.
Tom wanted to fuck with Glen, but Glen was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.
Kerb Stomp by xcellent May 28, 2009