(n) (sometimes "curb") New Zealand/Australian term for someone (usually a student) who trawls the streets the night before a kerb-side Council cleanup of household goods, looking for anything they might find useful or valuable before it's disposed of the following morning.
I put my old stained mattress and brokengasheater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them
When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloodymess.
Glen wanted to fuck with Tom, but Tom was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.
When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloodymess.
Tom wanted to fuck with Glen, but Glen was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.