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kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne
The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.
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Kentucky Meat Shower

When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.
She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night
Kentucky Meat Shower by maize mcgee November 1, 2016

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.
Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?
kentucky meat shower by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013

Kentucky Meat Shower

When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.
"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."

Kentucky Meat Shower

When someone defecates on the penis of a sibling or cousin while getting anally penetrated, then the penis is extracted and the fecal matter is flicked off the penis onto the face of the receiver.
I gave Joanna a Kentucky Meat Shower last night after the drive in movie. I snapped a picture and sent it to my aunt, which happens to be her mother.
Kentucky Meat Shower by Arcine February 9, 2014

Kentucky Meat Shower

An gang bang that occurs at your family reunion; a common Southern tradition.
Hope to see y'all at the family reunion! We'll have games for the chitlins.. What's that? Of *course* there'll be a Kentucky Meat Shower! Wouldn't be a reunion without one!

Kentucky Meat Shower

When one has sex with his entire family. A family orgy.
"Hey Dave, cmon over we got a good old fashioned Kentucky Meat Shower goin!"
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