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A small town, the mushroom capital of the world, which has seen better days. Its town square has "character" from its apparently rich history, but its pretty boring for anyone living there now. Its high school calls itself diverse, but its really two segregated groups: the average american kids and the Mexicans. All of kennett is generalized as working at mushroom farms and not knowing english, yet about half of the kids that go there can't relate whatsoever with that type of background. Perhaps some of the Mexicans at kennett are lazy, dirty, slutty (the usual generalization), but many of them are working hard and came here legally. The combination of all of the different backgrounds at KHS make it into a unique place, since not everyone is the same like our stuck-up rival Unionville.
Kennett by khs89 February 24, 2005
Located in the middle of friggin nowhere. Full of illegal mexicans who work at the mushroom farms who in 2 years are going to have to leave because they are gonna tear them all down. At the schools when you are jumped by a mexican you're jumped by 20 so it is 20 on 1. They claim we are diverse but they only say that because there are more mexicans here than in mexico. 80% of the kids have no lives and rumors spread faster than anything in kennett. Conservative people can't seem to explain themselves when it comes to politics and it seems like they don't even watch the news. The rest of us sane people support the unionville-kennett rivalry when it comes to sports but don't seem to want to jump the nice kids who live down the street, call us crazy. 75% of the people in my class are not going to graduate because they spend every class period inside the bathrooms. This place is hell and I wish the kids at unionville would shut the hell up about how that place sucks because at kennett you can't even get a decent education because they only care about the mexicans because those are the only ones stopping us from making AYP every year. At least the kids at unionville have great sports teams and can have teachers focus on the honor/AP students. Even with a 4.0 at kennett you can't get into Stanford

Yes this is coming from a kennett student/resident
Unionville kid: I wish I was a kennett
Kennett Kid: Shut the hell up you are going to UPenn with a 3.2
Kennett by kennettloser December 24, 2008
aka mexico, the girls are whores, all the guys spend all their their money on shitty hookers from unionville. they all think that they are so cool and fly, when in reality they have to cheat the IRS to get by. Half the school is illeagal immagrants from mexico. they work in barns cleaning stalls all day for what they think is minimuim wage ($2 an hour). there are guys at kennett who screw their couisin's without protecton.
ha! look at the kennett high dorks! yea their the town bikes!!
kennett by shortie December 22, 2004

Kennett Girls

Kennett Girls, also known as thots, are the type of girls to wear shirts so long that it looks like they have no shorts on. They always get dress coded and complain about it to their. They date someone and move on to the next guy in a week.
Those Kennett Girls are showing way too much ass

Kennett high school 

A school that is full of vsco girls whoring around and tiktok boys who think they're hot shit. You might meet a normal person if you dig deep enough but then you'll realize that they're addicted to nicotine and probably crack. There's a convenient basketball hoop place near the school for all your fighting needs. Don't like pep rallies? Don't worry we never go because of all the bomb threats. Like peeing? to bad cause 3/5 of the bathrooms are locked and the ones that aren't are so disgusting and cloudy you can't breathe. Also, we have a hate boner for Unionville. You know how cheerleaders are supposed to be popular well not in this school, they are literally the laughing stock of the school.
Vsco girl: and I oop, skkskskss, my hydro flask

Tiktok boys: *viciously grinding into their screens*

Kennett high school....run

Kennett Middle School 

A school where every single student is required to worship Doctor Larry DeAngelis. They feed kids shitty lunch that makes their teeth rot. Everyday the bathrooms smell like weed and it full of mexicans. The school is also full of kennett girls and thots.
Jimmy: I hate Kennett Middle School

Nick: Me too but I love the band teacher

kennett square 

a kickass little town in southeast pa, on the delaware border. the highschool is composed of about 1/2 hispanics and 1/2 everyone else. we just got a football team
kennett square pennslyvannia, most of our best athletes end up at sallies
kennett square by dazcooist August 13, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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