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Kennert is a person who u can trust who is amazing at comforting you. kennert is a guy who u can love with all ur heart and life. Kennert can be insecure and often sad but little does he know he is the most perfect thing ever. Kennert if often known to be quite and loving.
im perfect. WOW THATS SO KENNERT OF U
by lilprincec April 5, 2023
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Kenneth Cloonan

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.
by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018
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Kenneth Nixon

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.
"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"
by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009
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Hot Kenneth

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.
Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!
by thesituation89 January 19, 2010
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Kenner

Kenner is an amazing guy. He will be by your side forever until you give him a reason not to be. People may think chivalry is corny or may not exist anymore, but Kenner will open every door for you, and be the true gentleman he is. He is so respectful of your feelings, and he will always compliment you. Believe him when he tells you that you’re beautiful. He’s so goofy and easy to get along with. He has a funny laugh that you’ll never forget. Kenner is a very authentic and real man. Don’t mess with his family though, or you will get on his bad side. He takes pride in his roots. If he has you in his circle? You are very lucky because he will make your life all the more worth it. If you fall in love with him? You picked the right guy to fall for. Once he has your heart he will cherish it always.
I love Kenner ❤️
by youaretheoneilovealways September 10, 2019
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Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.
Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"
by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016
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Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
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