Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.
This absolute beast of a human being is a jedi knight who is far superior to his apprentice Annakin "no legs" Skywalker. He also owns the high ground. He could be stood in canyon and he would have the high ground.