Kelloway

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When you take the absolute worst course of action upon solving an issue or tackling a situation.

-There is the right way, the wrong way, then there is the Kelloway (The good, the bad and the ugly).

Davey took the Kelloway approach breaking up with his girlfriend by leaving her stranded on a distant trip instead of simply telling her is over.

Kelloway by ziggy bullwhip February 16, 2009

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Kelloway

When a guy cries because he broke up with his gf.

Yo man Steve got dumped on saturday, he's pulling a Kelloway

Kelloway by MS3 November 23, 2003

skye kelloway

a beautiful girl that l love very much and she loves harry potter very much

i love skye kelloway

skye kelloway by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.

Kellaway Kock Kleaner by Melong January 21, 2019

reece kellaway

Name given to kings..
Perfection, perfectionist
Known for being a generous lover, Great in bed..
All knowing.
Caring, considerate, helping person.
Life of the party.

I wish I was a good as Reece Kellaway..

Omg did you see that king.. Reece Kellaway.

That party was lame until Reece Kellaway showed up.

You want some mind blowing sex, sleep with Reece Kellaway he will make your legs tingle and your heart race all night..

reece kellaway by Anonymous ozzie March 21, 2018

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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