Kelloway

When you take the absolute worst course of action upon solving an issue or tackling a situation.

-There is the right way, the wrong way, then there is the Kelloway (The good, the bad and the ugly).

Davey took the Kelloway approach breaking up with his girlfriend by leaving her stranded on a distant trip instead of simply telling her is over.

Kelloway by ziggy bullwhip February 16, 2009

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Kelloway

When a guy cries because he broke up with his gf.

Yo man Steve got dumped on saturday, he's pulling a Kelloway

Kelloway by MS3 November 23, 2003

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skye kelloway

a beautiful girl that l love very much and she loves harry potter very much

i love skye kelloway

skye kelloway by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

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Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.

Kellaway Kock Kleaner by Melong January 21, 2019

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reece kellaway

Name given to kings..
Perfection, perfectionist
Known for being a generous lover, Great in bed..
All knowing.
Caring, considerate, helping person.
Life of the party.

I wish I was a good as Reece Kellaway..

Omg did you see that king.. Reece Kellaway.

That party was lame until Reece Kellaway showed up.

You want some mind blowing sex, sleep with Reece Kellaway he will make your legs tingle and your heart race all night..

reece kellaway by Anonymous ozzie March 21, 2018

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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