6 definitions by ur nan is my grandad

marden

he is a man who owns a store and people have caught him masterbating behind his desk

he also probaly keeps children in his storage locker.
he is a wild beast who roams around his shop ready to pounce on children who come in.

marden is very feisty

by ur nan is my grandad January 9, 2019

rawr

magical dinosaur who says meow and rawr at the same time, Wand will also kill everything in a 69,696969669 meter range, Example:

Dinosaur: RAWR,MEOW

The big oof happens

by ur nan is my grandad April 3, 2019

my nans car

its a fucking lambo now go fuck yourself

my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die

by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

rowan salter

he is awesome but at most times a crazy fella

rowan salter means crazy

by ur nan is my grandad January 4, 2018

lada

this is a legendary car made by the soviet. this is a car that is tougher than a Nokia brick. this is a car that helps the slavs get through the hard times of after ww2. these cars can be transformed into slavmoblie tanks airplanes and Chernobyl taxis . thatch why i think ladas are the best car ever

my friend lewis would say that the merc grand turismo is better than a lada but i beg to differ

by ur nan is my grandad March 27, 2019

skye kelloway

a beautiful girl that l love very much and she loves harry potter very much

i love skye kelloway

by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019