keither

A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.

Ugly girl 1: guess what
Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!?
Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!

by Huh321hh December 12, 2018

Keither Troy

best boyfriend ever

isn’t he Keither Troy?

by cheskers November 24, 2021

the keither

King schmuck, but we all love him.

Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.

by Michael McGuire February 9, 2004

keithed

To be injured by a teamate in training.

I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :

by cantab man September 29, 2010

Keithed

To be abused in a way that involves severed limbs and smart cars.

Dude that guy just got keithed? should we help him?

by The one who made keithed March 20, 2013

keithen

a sweet lovable man, gives great advice when needed, will always be there for you. the man of all men

wow he`s such a keithen!

by hehe13 December 9, 2012

Keinther

Pronounced KEEN•thur or KEEN•tur. noun - A bone. A fag. A pimp. A stog. A shmoke and a pancake. The exact definition is a single Newport brand cigarette, but it has come to mean any cigarette. While the origin of this word is unknown, historians say the widespread use in southern California seems to suggest a Mexican heritage.

Can also be used as a verb when raising eyebrows and suggesting the consumption of a keinther.

"Keinthers make the world go round"
"Can I bum a keinther man? My pack is depleted"
"Keinther?"

by Keinther Head March 13, 2008