Keinther 

Pronounced KEEN•thur or KEEN•tur. noun - A bone. A fag. A pimp. A stog. A shmoke and a pancake. The exact definition is a single Newport brand cigarette, but it has come to mean any cigarette. While the origin of this word is unknown, historians say the widespread use in southern California seems to suggest a Mexican heritage.

Can also be used as a verb when raising eyebrows and suggesting the consumption of a keinther.

"Keinthers make the world go round"
"Can I bum a keinther man? My pack is depleted"
"Keinther?"

Keinther by Keinther Head March 13, 2008

Keither Troy 

best boyfriend ever

isn’t he Keither Troy?

Keither Troy by cheskers November 24, 2021

the keither 

King schmuck, but we all love him.

Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.

the keither by Michael McGuire February 9, 2004

keither 

A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.

Ugly girl 1: guess what
Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!?
Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!

keither by Huh321hh December 12, 2018

keitherson 

Keitherson is muscular than most , THE alpha male to exist. His presence alone was enough to scary Michael Myers . Through his omni dimensional limbs (2 arms and 3 legs ;-) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Alexander The Great creation. In fact he conceived fought beside him in all of The Greats scariest. Keitherson the King.
Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.

“Keitherson the King really has awoken me with his unbelievable limbs”

keitherson by Busesthefeeling November 22, 2023

keitherson 

Keitherson is muscular than most , THE alpha male to exist. His presence alone was enough to scary Michael Myers . Through his omni dimensional limbs (2 arms and 3 legs ;-) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Alexander The Great creation. In fact he conceived fought beside him in all of The Greats scariest. Keitherson the King.
Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.

“Keitherson the King has really awoken me with his unbelievable limbs”

keitherson by Busesthefeeling November 22, 2023