the keither

King schmuck, but we all love him.

Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.

by Michael McGuire February 9, 2004

keither

A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.

Ugly girl 1: guess what
Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!?
Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!

by Huh321hh December 12, 2018

Keither Troy

best boyfriend ever

isn’t he Keither Troy?

by cheskers November 24, 2021