keitai

Japanese for "mobile." How Japanese people, and foreign folks who have been in Japan for too long, refer to a mobile phone.

"I got my keitai from au because DoCoMo is too freaking expensive."

"Mail me on my keitai, I'm going to be out."

by sekicho September 11, 2005

keitai banshee

A young uncouth Japanese woman (often a Kogal/ganguro type) who screams into her mobile phone (known as a keitai in Japan) while in public - especially on trains or in restaurants.

Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.

"If that keitai banshee at the end of this carriage doesnt shut up in a moment, I am going to plant my foot in her ass"

"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"

by Kraken December 29, 2007

keiaira

A beautiful girl who has lots of friends,and is fun to be with and will make u smile if your sad or mad but, she has a bad side in her.

Boy 1:Who is that girl she's beautiful what's her name?

Boy 2:oh that keiaira she's the funnest person to be with.

by Keke💯💯😂😂 March 14, 2017

KeitaroSempai

A former hentai god who was first discovered on Dalnet by the infamous Plasticman, who was the hentai king of the Internet in the past. He collected a massive amount of hentai in a very short amount of time and instantly became a legend to many. Sadly, he disappeared for a moment or two, but long enough to lose his title as hentai god. However, he is still known as an original hentai legend. He has come back onto the IRC world, but as a new person. Although he doesn't indulge on hentai as much anymore, he still serves the community with a respectable amount of anime and hentai. Now with a life out of IRC, serving is just a hobby rather than an obsession.

Don_Bhan is KeitaroSempai's clone, and vice-versa.

by KS March 14, 2004

keita tachibana

Keita Tachibana is 1/3 of the popular Japanese boyband w-inds. Born 16/18/85, he is most known for his good looks and amazing vocal range. Keita recently debuted solo with a song named Michisirube of which he wrote the lyrics himself. His passions include playing piano & guitar, soccer, singing, eating meat and working out. Keita has said he dislikes slutty girls who wear clothes that reveal all, speed dating and untidiness.

"...and Keita Tachibana was looking all gorgeous and oozing smex at the concert"

by Mrs Tachibana September 22, 2008

Keiti

Keiti is someone that is super cool,sexy,fun to hang with,smart,and a great artist

Damn look at that Keiti!

by SexyShiina October 24, 2012

Keita

It is a name of Japanese origin. Keita's are usually good at everything they do and especially good with their hands. especially when it come to fixing things and musical instruments. Keita's are usually badass mofo's. They can score any girl they want because of their charms, good looks, and god like body. eventhough they might be easy on the eyes they are very picky about their women. Keita can be used to describe something amazing

Damn this food is Keita.
Damn that girl had a Keita ass.
Damn i wish i was Keita

by bomb diggity shizz October 15, 2010