keitai
Japanese for "mobile." How Japanese people, and foreign folks who have been in Japan for too long, refer to a mobile phone.
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keitai banshee
A young uncouth Japanese woman (often a Kogal/ganguro type) who screams into her mobile phone (known as a keitai in Japan) while in public - especially on trains or in restaurants.
Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
"If that keitai banshee at the end of this carriage doesnt shut up in a moment, I am going to plant my foot in her ass"
"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"
"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"
keitai banshee by Kraken December 29, 2007
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keitai • keitai banshee • Keita • Keitaro • keithism • Keitaromangas • keitami • keita tachibana • keithing • Keithing around
KeitaroSempai
A former hentai god who was first discovered on Dalnet by the infamous Plasticman, who was the hentai king of the Internet in the past. He collected a massive amount of hentai in a very short amount of time and instantly became a legend to many. Sadly, he disappeared for a moment or two, but long enough to lose his title as hentai god. However, he is still known as an original hentai legend. He has come back onto the IRC world, but as a new person. Although he doesn't indulge on hentai as much anymore, he still serves the community with a respectable amount of anime and hentai. Now with a life out of IRC, serving is just a hobby rather than an obsession.
KeitaroSempai by KS March 14, 2004
keita tachibana
Keita Tachibana is 1/3 of the popular Japanese boyband w-inds. Born 16/18/85, he is most known for his good looks and amazing vocal range. Keita recently debuted solo with a song named Michisirube of which he wrote the lyrics himself. His passions include playing piano & guitar, soccer, singing, eating meat and working out. Keita has said he dislikes slutty girls who wear clothes that reveal all, speed dating and untidiness.
keita tachibana by Mrs Tachibana September 22, 2008
Keita
It is a name of Japanese origin. Keita's are usually good at everything they do and especially good with their hands. especially when it come to fixing things and musical instruments. Keita's are usually badass mofo's. They can score any girl they want because of their charms, good looks, and god like body. eventhough they might be easy on the eyes they are very picky about their women. Keita can be used to describe something amazing
Keita by bomb diggity shizz October 15, 2010
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