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Japanese for "mobile." How Japanese people, and foreign folks who have been in Japan for too long, refer to a mobile phone.
"I got my keitai from au because DoCoMo is too freaking expensive."

"Mail me on my keitai, I'm going to be out."
keitai by sekicho September 11, 2005
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keitai banshee 

A young uncouth Japanese woman (often a Kogal/ganguro type) who screams into her mobile phone (known as a keitai in Japan) while in public - especially on trains or in restaurants.

Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
"If that keitai banshee at the end of this carriage doesnt shut up in a moment, I am going to plant my foot in her ass"

"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"

keitai banshee by Kraken December 29, 2007
A beautiful girl who has lots of friends,and is fun to be with and will make u smile if your sad or mad but, she has a bad side in her.
Boy 1:Who is that girl she's beautiful what's her name?

Boy 2:oh that keiaira she's the funnest person to be with.

KeitaroSempai

A former hentai god who was first discovered on Dalnet by the infamous Plasticman, who was the hentai king of the Internet in the past. He collected a massive amount of hentai in a very short amount of time and instantly became a legend to many. Sadly, he disappeared for a moment or two, but long enough to lose his title as hentai god. However, he is still known as an original hentai legend. He has come back onto the IRC world, but as a new person. Although he doesn't indulge on hentai as much anymore, he still serves the community with a respectable amount of anime and hentai. Now with a life out of IRC, serving is just a hobby rather than an obsession.
Don_Bhan is KeitaroSempai's clone, and vice-versa.
KeitaroSempai by KS March 14, 2004

keita tachibana 

Keita Tachibana is 1/3 of the popular Japanese boyband w-inds. Born 16/18/85, he is most known for his good looks and amazing vocal range. Keita recently debuted solo with a song named Michisirube of which he wrote the lyrics himself. His passions include playing piano & guitar, soccer, singing, eating meat and working out. Keita has said he dislikes slutty girls who wear clothes that reveal all, speed dating and untidiness.
"...and Keita Tachibana was looking all gorgeous and oozing smex at the concert"
keita tachibana by Mrs Tachibana September 22, 2008
Keiti is someone that is super cool,sexy,fun to hang with,smart,and a great artist
Keiti by SexyShiina October 24, 2012
It is a name of Japanese origin. Keita's are usually good at everything they do and especially good with their hands. especially when it come to fixing things and musical instruments. Keita's are usually badass mofo's. They can score any girl they want because of their charms, good looks, and god like body. eventhough they might be easy on the eyes they are very picky about their women. Keita can be used to describe something amazing
Damn this food is Keita.
Damn that girl had a Keita ass.
Damn i wish i was Keita
Keita by bomb diggity shizz October 15, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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