keimel

He's a straight forward person and a BOSS PIMP

Hey I'm Keimel and I'm here to f**k your wife

by Hdhehdhfghd July 11, 2018

Keimel

Sweet and kind always willing to do what's necessary. Usually an attractive person who is always there when you need him

Yo,that's keimel,he is so hotttttt.

by Katyeln October 16, 2018

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

by Not dripwell August 9, 2021

Harvey Keitel

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. ranking up there with bobby D and pacino.

Harvey Keitel as "the Wolf" - "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

by kree August 28, 2005

Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.

Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010