keftes

Greek word for meatball or a really fat guy.

Eisai san keftes

by Mixala October 3, 2003

köftespieß

Köftespieß is a Turkish dish based on ground meat
You most likely find it in Keubstraße (the best)

„Halal gib mir einfach nur ein Köftespieß, ohne reden und so“ ~ XATAR

by Haval May 14, 2020

Kertesz

A Hungarian surname meaning "gardener", those with this unique last name descend from a long line of intelligent and talented Hungarians. Known for their beauty and strength, charms, wit, and sexual prowess, it is written in old Hungarian folklore that if your path ever crosses with a Kertesz to do whatever it takes to be with them...once you do, happiness is yours.

"Beauty, love, and happiness is power; and a Kertesz its sword".

Player #1: We're losing!
Player #2: No shit, that's cause the other team has a Kertesz on it!"

Lonely man: "I am so lonely and unhappy"
Lonely man's friend: "You just need to find a Kertesz girl"

by Kat10002 December 31, 2011

Ketfest

The act of snorting or boofing ketamine and offering your soul to Satan.
Most often performed in bender form, as a houseparty or alone in your mom's basement.

Nick: 'I'm craving ketamine and booze, I think I'm going to throw a Ketfest!
Anton: 'Watch out bro, ketamine turns people into horses.
Nick: 'KETFEST KETFEST KETFEST!!!!'

by BaldDaddy July 4, 2020

koftes

a slang word used in Arabic countries mainly Egypt that describes a christian or one that doesn't give a shit about anything.

yalla ya koftes ya 5awal

by moatazking May 22, 2019

Kefters

Underwear worn by men - usually boxer shorts.

My kefters are a bit tight around the bollocks.

I got a nice pair of red kefters for Christmas.

by Muchobenny December 28, 2011

Koftes

An Arabic insult towards Egyptian Christians known as Copts. This is the same as using a racial slur.

Yala ya koftes ya wisikh.
You dirty koftes.

by Andrew Tate :D December 28, 2022