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a keffet is some one that only eats raw spinnich from a fish tank of potatoes which they made while doing the umpa lumpa dance.
you absolute keffet like
keffet by Larry-bob August 3, 2006
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Now synonymous with high-end fashion due to the renown South African fashion designer Michele Keffen. The Keffen brand predominantly features evening wear worn on the world stage by
the rich and famous, but also includes perfume, wedding gowns and jewellery.
Who's she wearing? "It's a KEFFEN!" ; What is that perfume? "It's by KEFFEN".
Keffen by Fiona Merchant March 5, 2008
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Kefferie 

To slap the booty and leave that bitch on read in the same senario. In fucking person too.
Yo, get this bitch outa here. I already kefferied her dumbass.
Kefferie by Codemann22 April 7, 2019
Dutch origin literally meaning 'bark of a dog'. Dutch slang for lighting up a 'splif' (cigarette filled with marijuana).
His cough sounded like a keffen

He drew on the keffen and passed it to his friend
Keffen by hannay March 1, 2007

keffered 

The art of grabbing a ram sheep by the horns and the scrotum with both hands, and tossing like a sack of potatoes.
You'd better watch out son, you're about to get keffered.
keffered by alsonotherbert April 6, 2017
A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.
That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk
Keffer by Matt October 20, 2004
lets go to kefferz
Kefferz by Shaun Oxford II February 19, 2009
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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