keety
The most adorable creature in the world, Keety. Often found creeping around and pouncing on me, and saying "Maaaah!"
Words you can keep
Keeyock Neeyock
To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.
"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock
Keeyock Neeyock by DV Legends August 5, 2010
Keeted
Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021
Joe Keery
Joe Keery by kaylaaaa_sucks December 3, 2017
Doing A Keetan
Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.
Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022
keetered
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026