keety 

The most adorable creature in the world, Keety. Often found creeping around and pouncing on me, and saying "Maaaah!"

DATS NAUGHTY KEETY :| Maaah!

keety by B-Chan March 24, 2004

Keeyock Neeyock 

To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.

"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock

Keeyock Neeyock by DV Legends August 5, 2010

keethanan 

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine

keethanan by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017

Keeted 

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

Joe Keery 

Father of four.

Only Joe Keery would parent the crackhead kids on Stranger Things.

Joe Keery by kaylaaaa_sucks December 3, 2017

Doing A Keetan 

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.

Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.

Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009