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cant keep my dick in my pants
“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”
cant keep my dick in my pants by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017
Keep ya dick up
Keep ya dick up by The Crazy Jihad December 7, 2006
keep your dick in your pants
1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
keep your dick in your pants by MadameTesla August 28, 2015
keep my dick hard
1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
keep my dick hard by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010
Keep your dick out of your mailbox
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Keep your dick out of your mailbox by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
keep your foot in it dickhead
When one is racing and is on the outside and on the verge or wrecking, do not decelerate just keep your foot in it dickhead.
keep your foot in it dickhead by Lp51 October 6, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026