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Standing guard or on the look out for unwanted eyes
Keep dick there jawnty while I raid my ma’s handbag for some glue money
by Mickybee December 7, 2017
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cant keep you men genatials in ur pants
“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”
by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017
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Keep ya dick up

A phrase that means not to get discouraged, but rally to keep on truckin', Friday's coming soon!
After the kicker missed the game winning field goal the coach said "keep ya dick up"
by The Crazy Jihad December 7, 2006
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keep your dick in your pants

1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
by MadameTesla August 28, 2015
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keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.
by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010
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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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When one is racing and is on the outside and on the verge or wrecking, do not decelerate just keep your foot in it dickhead.
“Cmon just keep your foot in it dickhead” as yelled from the viewing area
by Lp51 October 6, 2021
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