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cant keep my dick in my pants
“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”
cant keep my dick in my pants by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017
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Keep ya dick up by The Crazy Jihad December 7, 2006
keep your dick in your pants
1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
keep your dick in your pants by MadameTesla August 28, 2015
keep my dick hard
1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
keep my dick hard by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010
Keep your dick out of your mailbox
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Keep your dick out of your mailbox by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
keep your foot in it dickhead
When one is racing and is on the outside and on the verge or wrecking, do not decelerate just keep your foot in it dickhead.
keep your foot in it dickhead by Lp51 October 6, 2021