keenya 

A girl who is reliable, gorgeous and fun to be around. She is the most honest person you will ever meet and will light up your life. She can be goofy and will bring out the best in you. She is modest and kind and all around perfect. She loves music and sport. If you meet a keenya never let her go.

person A- how are you
Person B= amazing, i met a Keenya

Person A- you're so lucky. Dont let her go

keenya by justhetruth October 24, 2019

Kenyan from the West 

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

Kenyan from the West by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

Kennya 

Someone special. People can never spell their names rights, but they are beautiful. Rare name with the spelling Kennya. If you are a Kennya you are amazing.

person: hey kenya
an actual kennya ITS K E N N Y A

Kennya by xd rawr xd February 4, 2019

Kenyanism 

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.

You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.

Kenyanism by Smitor January 27, 2015

kenyata 

A cool person who loves to go out .. Has a big heart and very outgoing .. Keeps it real with others very well as them self .. Loves to get money and do sports .. Very loyal to friends and relationship .. Funny loves to joke around and make others smile .. If you have a kenyata in your life you are very lucky !

Kenyata is a real nigga from day one .

kenyata by Keepit100 October 8, 2013

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

Kenyan backpack by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

Keenanism 

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."

The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.

Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018